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  • FmGrowit
    New Member
    • May 2011
    • 27
    • 4.1.x

    You're the SLOWEST site on the web

    I'm sure this has been posted 100,000 times, but you guys are the slowest site on the web...just in case you didn't know, I figgered i'd tell ya aggin,

    it don't evoke any sense of confidence in the program,

    but wadda I no?
  • Ace
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2004
    • 4051
    • 4.2.X

    #2
    This site is most definitely not the slowest site on the web.
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    • FmGrowit
      New Member
      • May 2011
      • 27
      • 4.1.x

      #3
      My guess is...yer so intent on accommodating mac users, you're putting yourself behind the 8 ball. Mac users are so serfistercatered, they can figger out the problems with the site in their sleep....trust me ...I know a lot of those #%$holes. Nobody knows more than they do.

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      • FmGrowit
        New Member
        • May 2011
        • 27
        • 4.1.x

        #4
        Originally posted by Ace
        This site is most definitely not the slowest site on the web.
        You got me...let me rephrase...

        This site is slower than ANY other site I've ever been to.

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        • beishe8
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2005
          • 6782
          • 4.2.X

          #5
          Originally posted by FmGrowit
          This site is slower than ANY other site I've ever been to.
          How many sites have you visited?


          vB5 is unequivocally the best forum software, but not yet...

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          • Anders P
            Senior Member
            • Feb 2002
            • 512

            #6
            Originally posted by FmGrowit
            but wadda I no?
            Obviously not how to spell.
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            • Lynne
              Former vBulletin Support
              • Oct 2004
              • 26255

              #7
              Originally posted by FmGrowit
              My guess is...yer so intent on accommodating mac users, you're putting yourself behind the 8 ball. Mac users are so serfistercatered, they can figger out the problems with the site in their sleep....trust me ...I know a lot of those #%$holes. Nobody knows more than they do.
              Huh? What on earth do mac users have to do with your original post?

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              • aussiefooty
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 1902
                • 6.0.X

                #8
                Originally posted by FmGrowit
                I'm sure this has been posted 100,000 times, but you guys are the slowest site on the web...just in case you didn't know, I figgered i'd tell ya aggin,

                it don't evoke any sense of confidence in the program,

                but wadda I no?
                Could be the fact that many people visit the site.
                But for yourself I'd be checking my internet connection to see if it is running slowly.
                For me personally it's running quickly.
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                • Loco.M
                  Senior Member
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 4319
                  • 3.5.x

                  #9
                  This site isn't slow
                  maybe some WD40 will help?
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                  • AdrianH
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 508

                    #10
                    Using a Sinclair ZX and dial up it's slow . It's also hard to navigate when you have 8 fingers on each hand and webbed feet.

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                    • samiro
                      Senior Member
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 333
                      • 4.0.0

                      #11
                      you really dont know?

                      vbulletin is a really slow site
                      this is not a secret.
                      all vb sites are slow
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                      • Hawk2
                        Senior Member
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 862
                        • 4.1.x

                        #12
                        Dont have a problem, must be from your side

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                        • Trevor Hannant
                          vBulletin Support
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 24326
                          • 5.7.X

                          #13
                          Think the original claims have now been dealt with...
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                          - Admin Settable Paid Subscription Reminder Timeframe (vB6)
                          - Add Admin ability to auto-subscribe users to specific channel(s) (vB6)

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