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  • Joe
    Senior Member
    • May 2000
    • 2435

    My referral contest... about time!

    If your interested in running your own referral contest, you may beable to get some ideas here: http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...&threadid=8291

    I'll keep you updated on this, I took a poll on the contest a few months ago, most members are excited about it, Im hoping to up my monthly page views from 400,000 in april, to over 500,000 this month. Next month, i will get a sponsor for the contest, this month is more of a test, its all out of pocket.
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  • Jake Bunce
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2000
    • 46598
    • 3.6.x

    #2
    all those disclaimers, shesh! how about these?

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    beware the happy fun ball!

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    • jmd
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2002
      • 666

      #3
      LOL WOW



      Originally posted by Jakeman
      all those disclaimers, shesh! how about these?

      This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. AND LOTS LOTS MORE HERE roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes,
      or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.).

      Other restrictions may apply.
      This supersedes all previous notices.


      beware the happy fun ball!


      Removing huge quote. It's right above this post.
      Last edited by Chen; Wed 1 May '02, 3:56am.
      PLEASE VISIT US HERE. THANKS IN ADVANCE

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      • Joe
        Senior Member
        • May 2000
        • 2435

        #4
        Disclaimers suck, i agree... But the last thing i want on my hands is some type of dispute / lawsuit for a simple contest - I had a lawyer go over the rules, he actualy wanted to add more information, but said the current disclaimer will be just fine.
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