im leaving this awful place

[IDN]

hehe, only for the weekend gotta go up and finish looking at a school i'm going to...

im going to canada for the weekend, fri night to sun night


dont miss me!

tomorrow is friday night BTW

[Jake Bunce]

Re: im leaving this awful place

Originally posted by IDN
dont miss me!

will do

[jmd]

Re: im leaving this awful place

Originally posted by IDN
hehe, only for the weekend gotta go up and finish looking at a school i'm going to...

im going to canada for the weekend, fri night to sun night


dont miss me!

tomorrow is friday night BTW

What part of Canada, and what school??

Cheers

[BillaBongUSA]

Re: im leaving this awful place

Originally posted by IDN
tomorrow is friday night BTW

[IDN]

im leaving in 30 mins or so, later

[Al Zander]

I dunno why, but you reminded me of this ...


An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.


Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided to see if Canadians had the same phone.

He arrived in Toronto, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it said "10 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"


The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Canada now son, it's a local call".

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Have a good stay with us here and enjoy the 5.5% CaNaDiAn.

[jmd]

Originally posted by SillyAlien
I dunno why, but you reminded me of this ...


An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.


Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided to see if Canadians had the same phone.

He arrived in Toronto, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it said "10 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"


The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Canada now son, it's a local call".

---------------



Have a good stay with us here and enjoy the 5.5% CaNaDiAn.

lol if ya can handle it

[IDN]

im back btw

[Al Zander]

wb ... so where did the "Highway To Heaven" take ya?

[IDN]

hell

[ukdiver]

But Hell is in Norway!

[TheComputerGuy]

silly alien you crack me up!