"Forums Closed" Message

[ComoEstaEso-com]

Hello,

I reloaded vBulletin.com a while ago, and I came across their message stating the forum was temporarily closed.

I found it creative and funny.
Here it is:

The vBulletin.com forums are currently offline as we upgrade the software. Assuming all the upgrade stars align, we should be back and better than ever shortly. There is unexpected beauty hidden everywhere in this world — one just has to be open to seeing it. Remember that the next time you sneeze on your monitor.

Here is the one we have been using on our site:

¡Volvemos en 45 minutos! Estamos cambiándole el aceite a las computadoras...
We will be back soon...

Yes! Just 45 minutes! =)

(( in spanish, it says we are 'changing the oil to the computers' ))

Anything else somebody has come up with?
Pretty good stuff!