5 New Features Revealed for vbulletin 4.0.0 GOLD! (Suggetions)

[Queen]

Ever wished how vb 4.0 look like? Well let me tell you some of its unique features.

1) ATP mode (Auto Think Post), the system can actually think what you want to write and it will write and submit without any grammer or spelling mistakes.

2) SBS System - 6th Sense Ban System : vbulletin will be so smart that if you forum is going to be spammed by some porn adds or other spam , vbulletin software will be able to see it via its 6th sense SAB system , and it will "advance ban" the user/bot IP.

3) ITM mode - Intelligence Thinking Mode : You forum has no traffic? Well not a problem, by using ITM mode the vbulletin will create artificial intelligence and you will have 1000 of random users posting and discussing OBAMA and HILARY and other various topics that are uploaded via xml.

4) AJAX feat. AUDIO command : You downloaded vbulletin and do not no how to install? well worry NOT, because you can just shout or say the word "INSTALL VB" and it will automatically copy the files using binary mode via FTP and run setup and the INSTALL system will know itself which db and db username to pick and all!

5) GAB Tubro : Google Adsense Boost Tubro plugin will increase the reveanue on your forums and what ever "amount" you set in admincp it will be able to give you by the end of the month WITHOUT violating the google adsense rules


LOL!

Please add your own.

[Floris]

All of these features will be included in vBulletin version 4, on wednesday, in 322 days, 3 hours, 26 minutes and 30 seconds from now. (time now: 2008-05-14 08:33:45 UTC)

[Queen]

Thankyou Floris, I just renewed by license for that.

[Mazinger]

All of these features will be included in vBulletin version 4, on wednesday, in 322 days, 3 hours, 26 minutes and 30 seconds from now. (time now: 2008-05-14 08:33:45 UTC)

Is there something I don't get from that.

[Yves R.]

April fools was the last month

[Mazinger]

Oh, yeah

[RvG]

It's extended

[abdobasha2004]

this is completely unbelievable

[Cromulent]

this is completely unbelievable

You think?

[Sarthek]

2) SBS System - 6th Sense Ban System : vbulletin will be so smart that if you forum is going to be spammed by some porn adds or other spam , vbulletin software will be able to see it via its 6th sense SAB system , and it will "advance ban" the user/bot IP.

Actually, this perhaps could be done.

All new posts from new members could be checked automaticly, and in case 2 or 3 words which you assigned as censored before (viagra, porn,...) would pop out from new members, they would automaticly become temporarily banned.

As a matter of fact I will propose this right away

[Cromulent]

Actually, this perhaps could be done.

All new posts from new members could be checked automaticly, and in case 2 or 3 words which you assigned as censored before (viagra, porn,...) would pop out from new members, they would automaticly become temporarily banned.

As a matter of fact I will propose this right away

Isn't that pretty much what Akismet does?

[hitmancode47]

Number 1 rule of the real hustle.

If it sounds too good to be true, it most probably is.

There is ur answer

[steven s]

this is completely unbelievable

Bumping a year old thread? I agree.

[jeffinj]

I suggest these as well.

6) ATC - Active Theme Control : Your forum theme changes automatically depending on the climate and what time of day it is.
7) DCC - Dynamic Cruise Control: Auto optimization of forum pages for a faster/smoother load speeds depending on your bandwidth speed

[Shaheen]

I am Sure it will be added in Vbulletin 60 on 30 feb 2050