ARRRRRRRRR! Listen up ye scurvy dogs!
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Bad Pirate joke of the day:
Pirate captain walks into a bar. The bartender can't help but notice he has a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of his pants, so he says, "Excuse me, but did you know you have a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of your pants?"
The Pirate Captain replies, "Arrrrrrrrrrr! I know. It's drivin me nuts."Webmaster:
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Originally posted by Jake Buncei don't have a pirate smilieTranslations provided by Google.
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Originally posted by MartinBad Pirate joke of the day:
Pirate captain walks into a bar. The bartender can't help but notice he has a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of his pants, so he says, "Excuse me, but did you know you have a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of your pants?"
The Pirate Captain replies, "Arrrrrrrrrrr! I know. It's drivin me nuts."
PIRATE'S INSURANCE
After many years at sea, a pirate decided to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job, he thought that he should collect on his worker's compensation insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agent assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related. "How did you get the wooden leg?" asked the agent. In a booming voice the pirate replied, "Me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me leg." The agent replied, "That is certainly work related. How did you lose your hand?" "Well matey, me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me hand," said the pirate. "That's also work related. Now how did you lose your eye?" asked the agent. The pirate replied, "Well matey, I was laying on the deck one balmy day catching some rays when this seagull flew by and dropped his duty right in me eye!" "What does that have to do with the loss of your eye?" said the agent. "It were the first day with me hook!"
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How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buck an ear!!! Aaaarrrgh!Comment
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We desperatly need more pirates to reverse the effect of global warming, so everyone join in! http://www.venganza.org/Comment
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Originally posted by chrispadfieldWe desperatly need more pirates to reverse the effect of global warming, so everyone join in! http://www.venganza.org/
RAmen!Comment
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