ARRRRRRRRR! Listen up ye scurvy dogs!

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  • Martin
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2000
    • 4783
    • 3.5.x

    ARRRRRRRRR! Listen up ye scurvy dogs!

    Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!



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  • Jake Bunce
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2000
    • 46598
    • 3.6.x

    #2
    i don't have a pirate smilie

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    • WurkAnimal
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2005
      • 2538
      • 3.5.x

      #3
      Rrrrrr Pirate Arrr!

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      • Martin
        Senior Member
        • Apr 2000
        • 4783
        • 3.5.x

        #4
        Bad Pirate joke of the day:

        Pirate captain walks into a bar. The bartender can't help but notice he has a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of his pants, so he says, "Excuse me, but did you know you have a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of your pants?"
        The Pirate Captain replies, "Arrrrrrrrrrr! I know. It's drivin me nuts."
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        • Colin F
          Senior Member
          • May 2004
          • 17689

          #5
          Well shiver me timbers!


          Arrrrrrrrrrr, I'm guessing this thread will be mighty intrrrresting!
          Best Regards
          Colin Frei

          Please don't contact me per PM.

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          • Wayne Luke
            vBulletin Technical Support Lead
            • Aug 2000
            • 74152

            #6
            Originally posted by Jake Bunce
            i don't have a pirate smilie
            Translations provided by Google.

            Wayne Luke
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            • Martin
              Senior Member
              • Apr 2000
              • 4783
              • 3.5.x

              #7
              Originally posted by Jake Bunce
              i don't have a pirate smilie
              arrrrrrrr! Well try this one ye landlubber!

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              • Vile
                Senior Member
                • Jul 2002
                • 2779
                • 3.6.x

                #8
                Originally posted by Martin
                Bad Pirate joke of the day:

                Pirate captain walks into a bar. The bartender can't help but notice he has a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of his pants, so he says, "Excuse me, but did you know you have a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of your pants?"
                The Pirate Captain replies, "Arrrrrrrrrrr! I know. It's drivin me nuts."
                Lol, not bad..Here are some cheesy ones to continue the International Talk Like a Pirate Day:

                PIRATE'S INSURANCE
                After many years at sea, a pirate decided to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job, he thought that he should collect on his worker's compensation insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agent assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related. "How did you get the wooden leg?" asked the agent. In a booming voice the pirate replied, "Me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me leg." The agent replied, "That is certainly work related. How did you lose your hand?" "Well matey, me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me hand," said the pirate. "That's also work related. Now how did you lose your eye?" asked the agent. The pirate replied, "Well matey, I was laying on the deck one balmy day catching some rays when this seagull flew by and dropped his duty right in me eye!" "What does that have to do with the loss of your eye?" said the agent. "It were the first day with me hook!"

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                How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
                A buck an ear!!! Aaaarrrgh!
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                • Kier
                  Former Lead Developer, vBulletin
                  • Sep 2000
                  • 8179

                  #9
                  Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr shiver me timbers and hoist me cockles this must be the most pointless thread on the high seas...

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                  • free thinker
                    Senior Member
                    • May 2005
                    • 747
                    • 3.0.7

                    #10
                    Arrr...where's me pot of gold?

                    (oh wait, that's a cross between a pirate and a leprechaun)

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                    • Blaminator
                      Member
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 65

                      #11
                      Avast Ye Maties

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                      • Martin
                        Senior Member
                        • Apr 2000
                        • 4783
                        • 3.5.x

                        #12
                        Where's a pirate's favorite place for lunch?
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                        Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrby's!
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                        • Bema Jinn
                          Senior Member
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 1510
                          • 3.0.1

                          #13
                          Awwwww, i missed ITLAPD.


                          oh well, have a compensatory "ARRRRRRRRR"

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                          • chrispadfield
                            Senior Member
                            • Aug 2000
                            • 5366

                            #14
                            We desperatly need more pirates to reverse the effect of global warming, so everyone join in! http://www.venganza.org/
                            Christopher Padfield
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                            • Guest

                              #15
                              Originally posted by chrispadfield
                              We desperatly need more pirates to reverse the effect of global warming, so everyone join in! http://www.venganza.org/
                              Hail the FSM

                              RAmen!

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