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    Couple told to try sex

    Childless couple told to try sex

    A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

    The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

    Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

    A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

    "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

    The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.
    Don't have a source, picked it up from a board I visit. Anyway I thought I would pass it along as soon as I managed to pick myself up from the floor
  • accyroy
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    • Nov 2003
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    #2
    hehe, I'd love to know if it is a true story.!
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    • rnawky
      Banned
      • Apr 2004
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      #3
      ya i saw that on IPB forums i think

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      • Freddie Bingham
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        • May 2000
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        #4
        Did a childless couple discover the cause of their infertility was a lack of sex?

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        • Floris
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2001
          • 37767

          #5
          So .. that is what sex is all about :/ 27 and missing out on stuff !! Internet has ruined my life! Where do I get a refund?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Floris
            So .. that is what sex is all about :/ 27 and missing out on stuff !! Internet has ruined my life! Where do I get a refund?
            -------------------->

            Over there next to the free p0rn and mp3's

            Thanks for the source freedie

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            • Jake Bunce
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2000
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              #7
              noobs

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              • Jimmy Kane
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                • Dec 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by Brad.loo
                Don't have a source, picked it up from a board I visit.
                Ananova i think...

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                • CeleronXT
                  Senior Member
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 3217

                  #9
                  Hmmm, is this actually possible? Doesn't it come with instinct even if it's not taught? I can see one of them possibly not knowing what they had to do, but both of them?
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                  • Marco
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                    • Nov 2000
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                    #10
                    That's just sad isn't it?

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                    • Joe Gronlund
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                      • Nov 2001
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Brad.loo
                      Don't have a source, picked it up from a board I visit. Anyway I thought I would pass it along as soon as I managed to pick myself up from the floor
                      Apparently they where both very directly Christian, and raised in a very secluded environment, rural area or very small town..
                      Would have been funny to be there though
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                      • Darth Cow
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                        • Oct 2001
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                        #12
                        This is actually almost certainly a hoax.

                        Did a childless couple discover the cause of their infertility was a lack of sex?
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                        • muscle-mustangs
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                          • Apr 2004
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                          #13
                          Very funny, yet very sad.

                          That guy must have spent long nights in the bathroom! lol

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                          • Mainer82
                            Senior Member
                            • Apr 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Darth Cow
                            This is actually almost certainly a hoax.

                            http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp
                            I agree. Sex is an instinct, not something that is taught. If two mentally challenged couples know how to have a kid and figure out how to have sex, to normal minded adults can as well.

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                            • Chris Gwynne
                              Senior Member
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 642
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                              #15
                              Maybe they really did believe in the stork bringing the baby?

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