Settings: Do not touch my computer, don't update it, don't think about it, don't even breathe.. just be an OS.
Real life: Waking up to Windows downloading security patch and forced reboot.
Accident: NO-happened 5 times this year and I've been there sitting behind it twice. Each time it has updated despite my settings that I want to do this manually, and each time it nags me like a spambot in the face with popups to reboot, and only option is minimize and OK. No option to 'stfu and leave me alone MS'.
This is frustrating and how the hell do they have the nerve to disrespect my settings. I don't care if there's a security that's so important to be patched immediately. It costs me time, work data and whatnot.
What can I do to totally cripple this OS so it won't bother me with that unwanted updates and forced reboots, I've already walked through all the default settings to do everything manually?