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MattR
Wed 31st Jul '02, 10:54pm
I was considering purchasing MySQLSucks.com and having it re-direct to my site. :D Woe is me, for it was already purchased!

By whom, you ask? Visit it and find out (http://www.mysqlsucks.com)!

Radon3k
Wed 31st Jul '02, 10:55pm
hahahahaha that's so hilarious!!! hahaha!!

That's absolutely great...:D

filburt1
Wed 31st Jul '02, 10:56pm
LOL :D

DirectPixel
Wed 31st Jul '02, 11:06pm
Ellison needs to get a life.:rolleyes:

Can you believe that he owns a Russian MiG fighter plane? Serious.:p

eva2000
Wed 31st Jul '02, 11:50pm
lol... guess business is down for them ...


now we need

oracleisexpensive.com :)

DirectPixel
Wed 31st Jul '02, 11:53pm
Originally posted by eva2000
lol... guess business is down for them ...


now we need

oracleisexpensive.com :) Except according to their constant ads on the back of major magazines like eWeek, Oracle is the cheapest solution.:rolleyes:

What can I say?

all the people who have to put "cute", "sexy" "fine" "stud" in their screen names are so insecure about their looks..so they need to feed their egos with these words...you are the ugliest ones and you know it..that's why you have to put those words in their SN.. and the ones that put "pimp", thug", "hustla", "gangsta", "racer" are the wannabes..

Radon3k
Thu 1st Aug '02, 12:15am
Originally posted by eiSecure
all the people who have to put "cute", "sexy" "fine" "stud" in their screen names are so insecure about their looks..so they need to feed their egos with these words...you are the ugliest ones and you know it..that's why you have to put those words in their SN.. and the ones that put "pimp", thug", "hustla", "gangsta", "racer" are the wannabes..

Random? I don't get it...:confused:

Chris Schreiber
Thu 1st Aug '02, 12:49am
That's funny.... but I don't consider Oracle and MySQL to be in the same class of database. I wonder who Oracle is expecting to convert with that domain (or if they just charge so much money that they need to spend it on hundreds of stupid domain names to point to their site??)

LanciaStratos
Thu 1st Aug '02, 1:02am
LOL, that's great! :D Oracle doesn't actually own that domain name (http://www.netsol.com/cgi-bin/whois/whois?STRING=mysqlsucks.com&SearchType=do), though.

Mike Sullivan
Thu 1st Aug '02, 1:15am
Hey, if you really wanna get an anti-MySQL domain, diemysql.com and mysucksql.com are available. :)

Of course, we've had discussions about this before. MySQL does suck in terms of features compared to just about any other program that calls itself a (R)DBMS. The speed's (generally) quite good. However, I guess you could say it's akin to PHP vs C(++) in its learning curve. No need to bother with foreign keys, SPs, triggers, etc! ;) And it's more lax with its syntax (...intfield='#' comes to mind), which at this point I'm not really considering a good thing...

Wayne Luke
Thu 1st Aug '02, 12:51pm
Thanks Matt.. I needed a laugh, especially this morning when I wake up to find out that two girls were kidnapped about 3 miles from my house last night at gunpoint.

bromyaur
Thu 1st Aug '02, 2:24pm
Originally posted by wluke
Thanks Matt.. I needed a laugh, especially this morning when I wake up to find out that two girls were kidnapped about 3 miles from my house last night at gunpoint.

Whoa you are that close to that, been watching it on CNN all day.

Steve Machol
Thu 1st Aug '02, 3:29pm
A few years ago Polly Klaas was kidnapped just a few miles from me. I worked on the community team that helped try to find her. In fact we were working there the night they found her body. It was one of the saddest experiences of my life.

seanf
Thu 1st Aug '02, 3:42pm
Originally posted by MattR
I was considering purchasing MySQLSucks.com and having it re-direct to my site. :DTypical :p You just go off and play with your Sybase goodies ;)

Originally posted by wluke
I wake up to find out that two girls were kidnapped about 3 miles from my house last night at gunpointTerrible news Wayne

Sean :)

bromyaur
Thu 1st Aug '02, 5:42pm
In regards to Wlukes post about the 2 girls

Girls found safe, kidnapper killed

Wayne Luke
Thu 1st Aug '02, 7:02pm
Yep...