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Mon 13th Nov '00, 12:16pm

Al Gore 2000 Mark VIII
All-Terrain Unit

This model of the Al Gore 2000 is best suited for situations when Gore will need to be deployed on uncertain or unexplored terrain, such as hills, marshy swamps, locations with unstable footing, and New Hampshire. The six legs can propel Gore at speeds of up to 30 MPH, and can quickly reposition the candidate to appeal to any demographic within 3.4 seconds.

Powered by a self-contained array of NICAD batteries, good for approximately three hours of debates and appearances before recharge.

NOTE: Although this model is perfect for situations with uncertain terrain, due to its rugged, solid-state A.I. processor, the Mark VIII periodically achieves free will and becomes tyrannical and evil. Mark VIIIs that have become evil will display the telltale characteristics: laughing maniacally (pictured at left) and referring to its operators as "pathetic humans."

Al Gore 2000 mark VIII: All-Terrain Unit
Product code 17287652-8
Price $35,000 (3 replacement legs included)
Order Here

- Optional 5-Axis Armature -

Upgrade your Cognitive Debate Unit with a superfast additional 2000 Mhz and 16 Gigs! A must when entering the final stages of an election process!

Easily installed. Get store credit by returning the original processor to us. We promise complete confidentiality and a memory wipe of any fundraising data we find in the old unit.

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