pranaysanghavi
Tue 16th Sep '08, 6:06am
Not-so-cheap marketing secrets revealed for free, unlike this guy (http://www.forumsecretsrevealed.com/) who charge money .. kiddin. these are my own, tried tested burnt purified.
on launch date: number of forums should be less. get at least 2, 3 friends, relatives or fake ids to post some content. esp juicy attachments. Like i put real salary slips, leaked offer letters, which no one gets to ever see otherwise.
u got a job currently? or had a job previously? am more interested in the latter. get hold of a guy/ex colleague/friend from your previous company, and ask him/her to send you [hideously?] the distribution lists from his exchange server
those will be plain names
download edit plus, format them into email address using macro scripts in one shot
e.g. A, Jayaraju; Ahuja, Sudhir; Amalapuram, Ananta;... were given to me, in 2 clicks i converted them into Jayaraju.A@companymail.com; Sudhir.Ahuja@companymail.com; Ananta.Amalapuram@companymail.com;
ready to nuke? prepare your missiles first.. no one is interested in plain bland marketing emails. though i am not proponent of using sex and nudity in your marketing emails, at least use a name of a pretty female, in whose lives everyone is interested.
in india, for e.g. there was a hindi movie which captured and commercialized on romantic sentiments of teenagers. it had a bubbly sweet girl by the name of Aditi [a common name otherwise in india]
find such a name in your vernacular, like Sonia? Mary [too sacred], eva? elizabeth [too old], Honey [too wifey].. so get find such a name of a female whom people crave after insidiously. dont go for celine dion, pamela, etc.. lest people take u for a .. u know what ;)
Compose a mail missile launcher, in subject use something like this Re: Amazing aditi, this is cool n hot.. OfficeChai.com ..! replace aditi with your sonia or her sister.. whatever.
start your email with,
Yes Aditi,
Now we can find and post all the inside scoops and latest news about internal hiring, layoffs, salary hikes/increments, pay structure at this forum.. and
keep an extra conversation laid out in mail thread, but only one like me. i have mostly tapped indian sentiment, dont know how can you rattle the chain of normal americans
that other mail thread may not be from aditi, but from another or any guy.. keep balanced text
in that email, format slightly weirdly the placements of logo, font color, different font types, etc.. u get the idea.. it shud look as if you sent your gratitude to aditi , and in the process aditi shud disappear and your forums shud be the crux
here too it shudnt be too much descriptive, use bullets
see my attached file that I've been using to nuke the victims at their official work email ids
now don't take out the entire city with your missile, less you get bombed yrself. bombard 30 at a time, every hour. patiently. dont get greedy by cutting the goose to get all the golden eggs at once--u wont find any.
some of the recipients might reply you innocently, asking who you are, or irately, asking who the hell are you. keep this text ready:
oops.. seems some spam bot is running here ..
--
But that site, OfficeChai.com was greatly amazing!
*Worth checking out.. esp if we’ve an IT scampering career .. that forum really propels our career forward--fresher or senior!
anyway .. apologies, .. ..
am tryin to kill this mail trojan
byee
start bombarding regularly, but consistently to drag their butts to your forum,
keep adding juicy content from different ids. keep forum numbers very less.
hide initially the thread and view count like I've done in my forum here (http://www.officechai.com/forum)they're there, but that long list of 0, 1, 2 n single digit number wont embarrass you.
write to me for any clarifications. :D all the best..
on launch date: number of forums should be less. get at least 2, 3 friends, relatives or fake ids to post some content. esp juicy attachments. Like i put real salary slips, leaked offer letters, which no one gets to ever see otherwise.
u got a job currently? or had a job previously? am more interested in the latter. get hold of a guy/ex colleague/friend from your previous company, and ask him/her to send you [hideously?] the distribution lists from his exchange server
those will be plain names
download edit plus, format them into email address using macro scripts in one shot
e.g. A, Jayaraju; Ahuja, Sudhir; Amalapuram, Ananta;... were given to me, in 2 clicks i converted them into Jayaraju.A@companymail.com; Sudhir.Ahuja@companymail.com; Ananta.Amalapuram@companymail.com;
ready to nuke? prepare your missiles first.. no one is interested in plain bland marketing emails. though i am not proponent of using sex and nudity in your marketing emails, at least use a name of a pretty female, in whose lives everyone is interested.
in india, for e.g. there was a hindi movie which captured and commercialized on romantic sentiments of teenagers. it had a bubbly sweet girl by the name of Aditi [a common name otherwise in india]
find such a name in your vernacular, like Sonia? Mary [too sacred], eva? elizabeth [too old], Honey [too wifey].. so get find such a name of a female whom people crave after insidiously. dont go for celine dion, pamela, etc.. lest people take u for a .. u know what ;)
Compose a mail missile launcher, in subject use something like this Re: Amazing aditi, this is cool n hot.. OfficeChai.com ..! replace aditi with your sonia or her sister.. whatever.
start your email with,
Yes Aditi,
Now we can find and post all the inside scoops and latest news about internal hiring, layoffs, salary hikes/increments, pay structure at this forum.. and
keep an extra conversation laid out in mail thread, but only one like me. i have mostly tapped indian sentiment, dont know how can you rattle the chain of normal americans
that other mail thread may not be from aditi, but from another or any guy.. keep balanced text
in that email, format slightly weirdly the placements of logo, font color, different font types, etc.. u get the idea.. it shud look as if you sent your gratitude to aditi , and in the process aditi shud disappear and your forums shud be the crux
here too it shudnt be too much descriptive, use bullets
see my attached file that I've been using to nuke the victims at their official work email ids
now don't take out the entire city with your missile, less you get bombed yrself. bombard 30 at a time, every hour. patiently. dont get greedy by cutting the goose to get all the golden eggs at once--u wont find any.
some of the recipients might reply you innocently, asking who you are, or irately, asking who the hell are you. keep this text ready:
oops.. seems some spam bot is running here ..
--
But that site, OfficeChai.com was greatly amazing!
*Worth checking out.. esp if we’ve an IT scampering career .. that forum really propels our career forward--fresher or senior!
anyway .. apologies, .. ..
am tryin to kill this mail trojan
byee
start bombarding regularly, but consistently to drag their butts to your forum,
keep adding juicy content from different ids. keep forum numbers very less.
hide initially the thread and view count like I've done in my forum here (http://www.officechai.com/forum)they're there, but that long list of 0, 1, 2 n single digit number wont embarrass you.
write to me for any clarifications. :D all the best..