Two nerds in a bar after work...

[wii]

Two nerds in a bar after work:

"You know what ? I met a fantastic blonde the other day", said one of the nerds.

"Wow, so what did you do ?", asked the other.
"Well, I invited her home to my place and we had a few drinks. After a while we were in the mood and suddendly she asked me to take all her clothes off !", explained the first nerd.

"You are kidding me !", said the other nerd, while the first continued:
"Then she took off her miniskirt and I lifted her up right next to my new laptop."

"Is it true ? You have a new laptop ?"

[Anthony89]

I don't get it. :confused:

[insanctus]

Saying the nerd was more interested in the pc then flesh and blood (common these days lol)

[simsim]

Only vampires are interested in flesh & blood. :D

You could have said "fresh meat" instead, nerd! :p

[Reeve of Shinra]

lmao!!

[Creepshow]

lol :D

[Kerry-Anne]

lol :D

[Ohiosweetheart]

oh gawd LOL

[seangworld]

lol nerds wouldnt get this joke.

[SirAdrian]

what kind of laptop?

[insanctus]

Only vampires are interested in flesh & blood. :D

You could have said "fresh meat" instead, nerd! :p
Who says I am not vampiric :)

[wii]

LOL ;)

what kind of laptop?

[simsim]

Who says I am not vampiric :)
Actually you look similar to Jimmy Wales. :)

[kentaurus]

trackbacking this in my blog :)

oh, wait...

[Ryan Ashbrook]

Haha! Awesome, definately posting this on my site. :D

[Alfa1]

lol nerds wouldnt get this joke.
What joke? Was it a quad core?

[wii]

Glad you like it, I translated it from danish, hope it´s ok.

Haha! Awesome, definately posting this on my site. :D

[Mazinger]

That reminds me of an old Egyptian joke between two idiots:

"I saw the hidkvelsirjbkekdke in the kitchen!", said the first idiot.

"What's the meaning of kitchen?", asked the second idiot. :D