Will.Spencer
Sat 27th May '06, 4:00pm
I installed vBulletin and imported from phpBB2.x.
Many of my forum posts are messed up like this:
Why Dogs Don’t Surf The Web…
Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear “You’ve Got Mail.”
Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit.
Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they’re browsing www.pethouse.com (http://www.pethouse.com/) instead of working.
Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
‘Cause dogs ain’t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand…
Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.masters.leg.
Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manouever.
Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows XP.
See the original at: Why Don't Don't Surf the Web (http://www.tech-faq.com/forum/showthread.php?t=634).
I've tried to run cleaner.php, but all I get is a blank screen.
Here are my configuration options from cleaner.php:
$active = true;
$do_posts = true;
$do_sigs = true;
$do_thread_titles = true;
$do_pm_text = true;
$do_pm_text_title = true;
$replacer = array(
"\xe2\x80\x99" => "\'",
"" => "",
"" => "",
"" => "",
"" => ""
);
Yes, I know that I have only one item on my replacer array -- but even that one item does not work.
Have you seen this behavior before? Can you recommend a fix?
Thanks!
Many of my forum posts are messed up like this:
Why Dogs Don’t Surf The Web…
Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear “You’ve Got Mail.”
Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit.
Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they’re browsing www.pethouse.com (http://www.pethouse.com/) instead of working.
Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
‘Cause dogs ain’t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand…
Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.masters.leg.
Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manouever.
Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows XP.
See the original at: Why Don't Don't Surf the Web (http://www.tech-faq.com/forum/showthread.php?t=634).
I've tried to run cleaner.php, but all I get is a blank screen.
Here are my configuration options from cleaner.php:
$active = true;
$do_posts = true;
$do_sigs = true;
$do_thread_titles = true;
$do_pm_text = true;
$do_pm_text_title = true;
$replacer = array(
"\xe2\x80\x99" => "\'",
"" => "",
"" => "",
"" => "",
"" => ""
);
Yes, I know that I have only one item on my replacer array -- but even that one item does not work.
Have you seen this behavior before? Can you recommend a fix?
Thanks!